Friday, November 13, 2009

I'm not Scared!


After all, whats there to be afraid of?
The Republic we all once knew and loved will be fine when the dollar crashes and we join up with the rest of the Euro carrying world. We'll be tracked, printed and face scanned at every airport -- for our own safety. The electric company will be able to turn of our ac mid day in August when its 110 degrees because we are using too many carbon credits and we can't pay more for premium energy -- its better for the earth that way. We'll all be forced to have health insurance or pay a half a million dollars in fines if we get sick and don't have it. That way everyone is insured :) and since we'll have no choice in health care because it will all be government run...I'm sure that will mean our care is better right? I wonder if all the world leaders will be using the same doctors we will? I'm sure they will...after all only the best for them right? I'm very secure in the fact that vaccines won't give my child scars, mercury poisoning, or worse Austism. Not to mention S.I.D.S. I'm glad we'll be required to be shot up with whatever vaccine of the year they decide is ok..like that one they were going to require for HPV...to keep us from getting cancer. For all the women of FERTILE age (between the ages of 14 and 35). Perfect. Child bearing aged women should be shot up with a vaccine that may or may not keep them from getting afrom a virus that may or may not cause cancer and usually heals itself. Oh! and which may or may not kill you when you get it. The government says they are safe and I feel safe. Don't you? I'll feel even safer when the take my guns away (for my own safety) and all my food is genetically modified to be beautiful and lack nutrients.
Oh freedom...where have you gone? Aww hell it doesn't matter. At least I have my government to protect me. Thanks government. You rock.